I don't do "scoring." What bullshit. I'm not going to give you "points" for things I like about you. I will, however, rant on about these certain things:
USERNAME / TITLE
Is it funny? Does it fit your personality? Is it too fucking annoying or girly? I hate numbers especially...
FIRST IMPRESSION
Hate at First Sight comes much more easily than Love.
LAYOUT
It has to fucking look good. Oh and, I have to be able to read it without straining my eyes or... Anything else that takes work. And you had better be giving credit to the designer.
NAVIGATION / CONTACT
Well... Is it possible? Oh and, you should have a way to contact you available besides by email.
GRAMMAR
This should be obvious enough. You shouldn't even bother asking for a review if you talk like a gangsta.
WRITING
Are you interesting? Basically. I think that's the point of this part...
EXTRAS
I hate imoods, 100 Things About Me pages, quizes (especially if the image is broken), and basically any other fucking little thing that you can add to your diary. They're fucking STUPID. TAKE THEM OFF!!
WOULD I COME BACK?
Well, would I?
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